★★★★☆

m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

benepla:

anyone: discord

normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there

me: i;gm howling at the moon

captainsnoop:

webkitten:

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

snakegay:

tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

cavehome:

*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth …
*washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

theweirdwideweb: